I’ve found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
And the reason is you

I’m sorry that I hurt you
It’s something I must live with everyday
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears
That’s why I need you to hear

I’ve found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
And the reason is you

And the reason is you
And the reason is you
And the reason is you

I’m not a perfect person
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know

I’ve found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
And the reason is you

I’ve found a reason to show
A side of me you didn’t know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you

I’d better hurry cause I need a better view of things
I don’t know what it is or what I might be coming down with
Don’t know where I’ve been
Don’t know where to go

Can’t remember all the things that I need to know
All I know is that if I think about it
I’d still rather be me than me be you
And I’m not getting any better
Cause everytime I can’t remember what it’s for

Is it………
Better now than yesterday?
Better that I am this way?
I’d better not be so afraid
I bet I shouldn’t say

I don’t know what it is or what I might be coming down with
Don’t know where I’ve been
Don’t know where to go
Can’t remember all the things that I need to know
All I know is that if I think about it
I’d still rather be me than me be you

I don’t know what it is or what I might be coming down with
I don’t know what it is or what I might be coming down with
Don’t know where I’ve been
Don’t know where to go
Can’t remember all the things that I need to know
All I know is that if I think about it
I’d still rather be me than me be you
Me be you

Car alarm system too expensive to buy
But not if you’re gonna hire this guy
With a helmet on his head and a club in his hand
Cock in sock, it’s the naked jock man

Naked, naked, naked, jock
Naked, naked, naked, man
Tall dark man going to break into my car
With naked jock man he ain’t gonna get far

Car alarm sounds, trunk lifts up
He jumps to the ground
What the fuck’s that?
I can hear him scream in fright

Naked jock man just ruined his night
You can run, you can hide, just turn yourself in
Cause he’ll get you in the end
He’s the naked jock man

And he’s after dan
Naked jock man
R-y-a-n
Now months have passed since the birth of the jock man

Sally jesse raphael and david letterman
Want the jock man to show his face
He’s the next bitch on melrose place
Naked jock man was just a big joke

Now you’ll see his ass on all the talk shows
The people want to know
They’re willing to die
Who the fuck is that guy?